{"id":692,"date":"2004-10-22T01:06:43","date_gmt":"2004-10-22T01:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"\/blogs\/kimberly\/post\/If-you-cant-beat-em-join-em.aspx"},"modified":"2013-01-02T07:07:05","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T15:07:05","slug":"if-you-cant-beat-em-join-em","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sqlskills.com\/blogs\/kimberly\/if-you-cant-beat-em-join-em\/","title":{"rendered":"If you can&#8217;t beat &#8217;em, join &#8217;em&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>In a few past posts, a couple of other friends\/RDs have given me geeky sql titles&#8230; such as sql hera (which <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stephenforte.net\/\" class=\"broken_link\">Forte<\/a>&nbsp;started <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stephenforte.net\/PermaLink.aspx?guid=652d5cbf-7605-4449-b2f4-d9ca8ed1519f\" class=\"broken_link\">here<\/a>, referenced <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stephenforte.net\/PermaLink.aspx?guid=1b5b494d-6be5-4a4b-91d5-190a50e75faa\" class=\"broken_link\">here<\/a> and&nbsp;resulted in <A href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;q=sql+hera\">this<\/A>) and the original culprit (from <a href=\"http:\/\/staff.newtelligence.net\/clemensv\/\" class=\"broken_link\">Clemens<\/a>) started it all <a href=\"http:\/\/staff.newtelligence.net\/clemensv\/PermaLink.aspx?guid=cc228a09-d9f2-4629-8f58-97025aca1366\" class=\"broken_link\">here<\/a>&#8230;&#8230;. major harrassment ensued and my irritation was subdued solely by being worn down.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Anyway, after months of avoiding the titles, I have decided to give up the fight and take advantage of a couple of birthday presents. Yes, I now own a couple of new domains. If you can guess what they are then you can get to this blog faster&#8230; they solely redirect you to here.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>I hope all is well!<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a few past posts, a couple of other friends\/RDs have given me geeky sql titles&#8230; such as sql hera (which Forte&nbsp;started here, referenced here and&nbsp;resulted in this) and the original culprit (from Clemens) started it all here&#8230;&#8230;. major harrassment ensued and my irritation was subdued solely by being worn down. Anyway, after months of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sqlskills.com\/blogs\/kimberly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sqlskills.com\/blogs\/kimberly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sqlskills.com\/blogs\/kimberly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sqlskills.com\/blogs\/kimberly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sqlskills.com\/blogs\/kimberly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=692"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sqlskills.com\/blogs\/kimberly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sqlskills.com\/blogs\/kimberly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sqlskills.com\/blogs\/kimberly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sqlskills.com\/blogs\/kimberly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}