Saw this on Twitter (anonymous original author):
A SQL query walks into a bar. It goes up to two tables and says “Mind if I JOIN you?”
:-)
There are a huge number of best practices around SQL Server performance tuning – I could easily write a whole book on the topic, especially
Jonathan had a client issue recently where SQL Server’s buffer pool had been forced down to a ridiculously small size, only a few hundred MB,
(This post first appeared on SQLperformance.com four years ago as part of a blog series, before that website was mothballed later in 2022 and the
One of the easiest ways to increase query performance in SQL Server is to make sure that it can quickly access the requested data, and
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In the previous Curious Case I described an issue Jonathan had at a client with very long IAM chains, and the circumstances leading to it.
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Ooooouch… its so bad it hurts! (= funny!)