This is a hilarious video of what Facebook would be in real-life – well worth a couple of minutes for a lunch-time laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrFdOz1Mj8Q
Enjoy!
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This video contains content from BBC Worldwide, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.
Sigh :)